Me: Hey! My bumper sticker came. It says: "Your honor student is merely a pawn in my schnauzer's diabolical world domination plot!"
Dirk: WELL You're schnauzer's world domination plot for today included getting my pack of gum off the table, taking it over here, shredding it and eating half, then taking it into the back room--where Sam pooped on the floor. So she ate half of THAT and brought some in HERE and played with it a little. After that she barfed up the cat turds.
Me:
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
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