Guilty!

I'm stealing Alyson's idea and posting about guilty pleasures. Her definition is this: "Guilty pleasures are those things in life that if your mother found out, she would shame shame her fingers at you for it, but you do it anyway because you love it SO MUCH!"

So here is my list of guilty pleasures!

1. Taking long hot showers. The longer and hotter, the better. Sometimes I stand in there until we run out of hot water entirely.

2. Licking the beater. I lick the spoon or beater for everything: cookies, cake, bread, pancakes, doesn't matter.... even if it's not sweet.

3. I love infomercials. I can sit and watch them forever... wondering if the product really WORKS. Sometimes I get up and google it to find some reviews. I just watched one for the H20 Mop.

4. Oh yes Google. I google everything. If you can't find an answer by googling it, then it can't be done.

5. If I get into a TV show or a book series, I'll read or watch it non-stop until I'm finished. Maybe it has to do with impatience, but I have to know what happens. Then I'm sad when it's over.

6. Text messaging. I do it all the time. Sometimes I'd rather text than talk.

7. Checking our bank account. I do it about 32334234 times a week. I have no idea why I do it. Maybe if I keep doing it enough the numbers will magically go up? no clue.

8. Snuggling with Sophie, under the covers, after Dirk leaves. I know it's bad to let your doggie into your bed--but she's so soft!

9. Never getting out of bed when I'm supposed to. Sometimes I stay until the alarm has gone off so long that it just shuts off. Or Dirk comes in and drags me out. (Dirk says this is accurate.)

10. Leaving laundry in the dryer. My mom would die of shock and shame me into oblivion if she knew I did this. She ALWAYS made us fold our clothes immediately out of the dryer and put them away. "If you don't they will wrinkle!" Now I just leave them in there and turn on the dryer when I want to wear them.

What are YOURS?